Thanksgiving Leftovers Running Out

Despite the accumulation of vast supplies of turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy during the Thanksgiving holiday, leftovers for most people seem to be running low. Many people are out altogether, and forced to rely on fresh, non-holiday sustenance.

Only cranberry sauce continues to be available.

Experts warn of a 'holiday food crisis' and warn that unless we have another holiday - and soon - almost everyone will be forced to cook, instead of simply reheating.

Megamind May Bring a Guest (Hostage) to Strategic Alliance

For those of you not at today's meeting you missed another thrilling adventure of supervillain Megamind finally conquering his nemesis, the hero Metro Man... but finds his life pointless without a hero to fight.

He attended a recent Strategic Alliance Thursday morning meeting, and mentioned that a good referral for him would be flying, caped do-gooders. Megamind was so impressed that he said he would return next week, and even bring a hostage with him.

For those of you at the meeting, you already know the truth. Just a couple of notes on last week's meeting...

1. We had 14 qualified referrals.

2. Next week's featured speaker is Wolfgang Shane

3. We had a guest. I will follow up with her before the next meeting.

That's about it. I'll see you all next week.